Saturday, May 3, 2008

You have to be kidding me!!!!!



This is my new baby, a 2005 Honda Civic DX aka my first car. I am of course in love with every aspect of my car. I love the handle, how cheap it is to fill up ($40-45), and it has a 30 mpg for the city and 35 mpg for the highway.
I have driven other people's cars, of course I took my time, and was able to reach my destinations smoothly. This might be due to the fact that I usually traveled at night to go get starbucks, or I was deemed designated driver.
But today, I took my baby out to run a few errands. And I became considerably irritated by the degree of incompetent drivers. I would wonder, who did they pay in order to get their license. Are the blinkers so complicated to use? If you are making a left or right, do you not think it would be appropriate to let other drivers know which way you are going to turn. And how about those who have their blinkers on, and do not turn. Are you freaking KIDDING me. I am thoroughly happy that I am alert to what is happening around, and wait for those who "claim" they are turning, start doing so. Because if i didn't then I would have gotten hit by some imbecile who decided to go straight instead of turning in front of me like his blinkers indicated he would do! And to add on, some other woman who was exiting didn't bother to put on her blinker. So I'm in the middle lane wondering which way she is going to go. HONESTLY...is it so difficult to use one's blinker!
Oh but wait!!!!! That wasn't the end of my encounters with those who I deem to be dunces with invisible cone hats. I am getting ready to exit the Target parking lot. As I wait by the stop sign, I put my blinker on, signaling a left turn. I look right, then left, then right again. I was about to accelerate, when I notice an Old man on my left crossing the parking lot. So I wait for him to cross, then I look to my to my right as I proceed to make my left. Then this idiot reverses out of the parking lot, as if he is on the set of the Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. He didn't bother checking his mirrors, because if he did, he would have seen my vehicle.

oval car= idiot, brown stick figure= old man, gray square= my car, gray dots= path my vehicle traveled, red writing= where I almost got hit



What irritated me, is that the douche was around my age. Adding to the statistics that young people are incapable of driving properly. So when the moron gave the oh shit look, i wanted to get a bucket of itching powder and shove it down his throat for not only being a statistic, but for almost hitting my baby.



No wonder men pay higher car insurance!


And last but not least, I went to the gas station to fill up my car. So i put in $20 dollars, and I was elated to see the needle go from empty to over half way full. But my smile seized when I notice a man parked directly behind me, keeping me from being able to leave the gas station. The car in front of me was still getting gas, so I'm asking the man behind me to back up, because I notice how much room he has behind him. But the toad that looked to big for his own car decided to back up by only a foot. WHERE THE HECK AM I GOING TO GO WITH SUCH LITTLE SPACE! So I said F it, and waited for the car in front of me to finish filling up.
People these days, if you can't drive, sell your vehicle and hop on the MTA.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

pet peeeeeevess! people can be annoying

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barbie said...

lmfao..no u didnt draw a diagram lol...
omg
im gonna miss u

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